Polka for Punks and Other Oddities!

Monday, December 21, 2020

The Holy Cross Choir with Ray Jay - Midnight Mass at Holy Cross Church

 




Something a little different today! A Midnight Mass combined with some polka jams. I haven't been to a midnight mass in decades, and this gave me the experience from the comfort of my own home. Blast this album, bust out the sacramental wine, and have a piece of Christmas pie. 

Merry Christmas, everyone. Hope you and yours have been happy and healthy as we enter Covid-Christmas. There's a light at the end of the tunnel. Let's tough out these next few months and then I'll host the biggest polka party you'll ever see! 


Download here! 

https://www.mediafire.com/file/0dj2564vrpdfv7f/The_Holy_Cross_Choir_With_Ray_Jay_-_Midnight_Mass_At_Holy_Cross_Church_MP3_files.zip/file  

Friday, November 20, 2020

Stas' Bulanda And The Average Polka Band - That's Entertainment

Yeah baby. We're back. Hope you've all been doing well during Covid-autumn. Here's a fantastic release from Stas' Bulanda and the Average Polka Band. Very tongue-in-cheek, a lot of fun. Some great party tracks here. As I was listening I kept thinking "I can't wait to blast these at a post-Covid block party or something." Bring my boombox to the beach and crank my polka-party-playlist. 


Stay safe. Have a great and safe Thanksgiving. 


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https://www.mediafire.com/file/k5tzj38te6dmfo1/Stas%2527_Bulanda_And_The_Average_Polka_Band_-_That%2527s_Entertainment_MP3s.zip/file 

Saturday, September 5, 2020

Alex Pulaski and the Polka Dots - Polka Parade

 


Alright, I'm not typing much out today. It's Labor Day weekend for godsake. Here's a jammer with both Saturday Night Polka and Holiday Polka. 


Enjoy friends. Have a safe holiday weekend. 


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http://www.mediafire.com/file/7qtcv229n51pdjf/Alex_Pulaski_and_the_Polka_Dots_-_Polka_Parade_MP3s.zip/file  

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Stan Wolowic And The Polka Chips - It's Polka Time

I don't have a long stream of consciousness to share today, but this is yet another beautiful piece of wax right here. Much like last week's installment, Stan Wolowic And The Polka Chips' It's Polka Time just hits all of the right buttons for me. This is true party music right here from a homeboy from Chicago. Feel-good vibes through on out. Dreamy Fish Waltz and My Baby are great late-summer anthems. Slow and relaxed; perfect for a hot, humid day. Bruno's Polka, Mary Lou Polka, and Polka Chips Polka are great instrumentals. I love being able to hear the banjo clear as day. I think I also hear a mandolin at parts! I guess I could just read the liner notes to figure this out. This is probably the best rip I've done so far, and I hope it comes off just as beautiful for you. 

Hope you've had a decent summer all things considered. Hope you're safe and healthy. Continue to protect yourself and your own! 

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http://www.mediafire.com/file/xcqtogz3qng4zpx/It%2527s_Polka_Time_-_Stan_Wolowic_and_the_Polka_Chips_MP3s.zip/file 

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Various Artists - 25 Polka Greats


 

Oooh yes. Now this is the shit right here. This is the sound and style I've been missing over these last few months. Sure the modern bands have been fun, and there have been some gems buried in those tapes, but goddamn, this classic polka sound is what this blog is all about. This sounds like the drinking music that brought me to the genre initially. As soon as I put the needle on this wax, I sparked a bowl, and just drank it all in. For a fleeting moment I felt that all was okay in this world. That is the power of polka

As you may recall, this blog began as an ode to polka's similarity to punk music, and this release emphasizes that comparison. Look at the length of these songs. Some of these barely last over a minute. This looks more like a Negative Approach album than it does a TBC one. Fast, quick, and to the point. When you're having a party you have no time for three distinct choruses. Let's get through this one and on to the next one! Keep the dancing moving! 

The Andrew Sisters' rendition of Beer Barrel Polka may be my new favorite; a divine horn section paired with equally angelic vocals. Cuckoo Waltz and Under the Double Eagle are just a couple of great instrumental pieces featured here. Tinker Polka has a surf-guitar section and is perfect for any beach day. And of course we have Johnny Bomba who could very well be related to Chris Bomba, the person who inspired this blog in the first place. 

A song that sticks out to me is Russ Morgan's There's a City Called Hamtramck. For the uninitiated, Hamtramck is an island of a town surrounded by the greater Detroit area. My friends Nick and Breayne live there, and I was fortunate enough to be able to play a show there during a weekend tour, courtesy of Nick. A lovely little town with some of the best pizza I've ever eaten. 

In Heaven There is No Beer could double as a Satanic anthem, while Beautiful Brown Eyes reminds us to never trust a person with blue ones.  Then of course you have the pairing of There's a Tavern in Town and Friendly Tavern Polka. A staunch reminder that we will hopefully return to the care-free days of a pre-Covid world. 

My only critique...the body-shaming anthem that is Too Fat Polka by Frankie Yankovic. I could have done without this track. Thankfully it's early on, and once you're past it it's clear sailing. I haven't really seen many renditions of this polka performed, so hopefully it's just contained to this release. 

This album is a must have for anyone who loves polka. It's as important to me as a polka lover as Fat Music For Fat People is to me as a lover of punk music. 10 out of 10 beer steins. I would even suggest trying to hunt down a tangible copy of this for your own collection. 


DOWNLOAD HERE: 

http://www.mediafire.com/file/z9bdnols8dqqwg8/25_Polka_Greats_MP3.zip/file 

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

The E-Z Tones - Tonight Is The Night


As a teenager getting into punk music in the very early 00's I really had the pick of the litter. The genre had been steadily growing since the late 70's, and many acts had come through and stretched the boundaries of the style defined decades earlier. At this point in my life, my favorites were that of the typical "starter bands." Black Flag, Anti-Flag, Casualties, Minor Threat, etc. These bands were in my heavy rotation. 

However, my interest began to pique when I learned about the bands who birthed the genre. Velvet Underground, Richard Hell, Television, Elvis Costello, Blondie, all the classic New York acts. I started checking out these albums from the Rolling Meadows library, excited to hear the bands that created the genre I had fallen so hard for. 

Suffice to say, I was very disappointed. Velvet Underground was too slow! Too soft! Too pretty! I wanted a singer who sounded like Jello Biafra, not Joan Baez! I shelved those types of records for years, and returned to listening to NOFX and whatever ska band I was into that week. 

However, when I returned to Velvet Underground during my college years I fell head-over-heels in love. I finally got it. I understood what the 1970's "punk" scene in New York stood for. They were striving for diversity, not uniformity. It made me realize that, whenever I approach something new with a preconceived idea of what I'd like it to sound like, I've already set myself up for disappointment. Listening to the Velvet Underground and expecting something like Tilt is what killed it for me. I buried it myself. Knowing what to expect made me break those boundaries I set for myself, and let me really enjoy the beauty. 

Which leads me to today's release, Tonight Is The Night by The E-Z Tones. Cracking into this for my first time, I expected something a little more rustic and classic. Instead I was treated to a very modern polka sound. It rubbed me the wrong way as it was not at all what I was expecting. I again buried another band for myself. 

But with my later listens, these little ear-worms dug a hole in my head and made their home. Tonight Is The Night and I Love Everybody Waltz are great, authentic polka songs. Why, Because I Love You and I Love You Polka brings visuals of me spending time with my lovely fiance, Danielle. These are really genuine songs, and I feel silly for having ever disliked them. Great release here, and well worth a download. 

I also want to note that I LOVE this album art. So much in fact that I suggested to Danielle that we get this as a matching tattoo. 

I do need to make a note though, and this really sums up the story of my life. The first three tracks were ripped in perfect quality. I remember thinking "oh wow, what am I doing differently now than I did previously? This sounds great." Then...To The Left Oberek began to play...and the quality plummeted. Unfortunately, this is just a side effect of these old tapes. I assume the person I bought them from did not store them well. Oh well. It adds character! 


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